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Blow Demotivational Poster


DARTH VADER - It's Friday, let's blow some shit up !


TAGS: darth vader friday blow up
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Budog

Redtail - May 5, 2012, 11:11 am
I can agree with that.
justme - May 4, 2012, 8:54 am
not really the best day to say that, this is the day we remember all the war victims from ww2


BAD PARENTING - This is what it looks like.


TAGS: parenting blowup doll baby
Rating: 1.91/5

More motifakes by katcoker1989

agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 3:52 pm
Likewise, motifakes.


WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE - We had to blow on the video games to make them work.


TAGS: blow on the old video games thewiceman
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

guyfox - June 19, 2010, 9:19 pm
how I remember those days
DreMagnum - February 6, 2010, 1:09 pm
Funny, i just joined a facebook group with this exact name
Woodywood03a - February 6, 2010, 12:44 pm
I see most of the games I used t play there!! Good times then!!!!


NSA SURVEILLENANCE -


TAGS: orwellian times blow me you facist nsa agent reading this
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - July 19, 2013, 2:52 pm

Young people speaking their minds Getting so much resistance from behind What a field-day for the heat
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:00 pm
A thousand people in the street It starts when you're always afraid.. Step outta line, the Man comes, and takes you away.
PapaFox - June 11, 2013, 5:33 am
Paranoia strikes deep... :-D
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 10:59 pm

The poster is hehaHIlarious, but the tags are even funnier!
Cannabal - June 10, 2013, 9:00 pm
Dale Gribble for President!
MrStupidGir - June 10, 2013, 7:23 pm
hahahahaha, sorry dale


HOMELESSNESS - Sucks when your Death Star gets blowed up ...




LONG LINE -


TAGS: line blowjob
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Kin - September 12, 2009, 6:47 pm
Aw, of course there's a free one. You just end up having oral diseases and residue of other things and/or people on your dong. Also someone here looooves their MSPaint.
Scorpio7 - December 26, 2008, 9:36 am
No such thing as a "free" one. Even if you just buy her drinks or dinner, you are still "paying" for it.


FLATULENCE -


TAGS: blown away woman flatulence
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

jig - February 6, 2012, 5:35 pm
Well, this is @$$ Ro dah !


DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS -


TAGS: blowed up watermelon calendar
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Greeny

CloudchaserS - October 9, 2011, 11:52 am
R. Lee Ermy should team up with Gallagher
mariand - October 9, 2011, 8:31 am
LOL...making fun of sorrow


SVETLANA GRUEBBERSOLVIK -




POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Sometimes Google's needs a smoke break.


TAGS: quran muslims islam bomb blow up
Rating: 4.02/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Porcelina - November 25, 2009, 10:30 am
LMAO. That's messed up. I wonder how google makes mistakes like this sometimes
Chopperliscious - November 25, 2009, 9:16 am
Fuckink Brilliant! 6 Lions.
Grim [email protected] - November 25, 2009, 8:00 am
lol
Grim [email protected] - November 25, 2009, 8:00 am
lol
KDP3 - November 24, 2009, 8:37 pm
What I'd love more I got two Muslims ads at the same time.


NEWSPAPER TAXIS - appear on the shore waiting to take you away




'THE BARBIE DOLL' - That Fathers All Over The World Are Lining Up To 'Play' With...


TAGS: blow up doll ultimate
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by hootizz

hootizz - August 31, 2010, 4:32 pm
Yup.., sure is.., state of the art silicone love doll with very realistic 'parts'..!! check out 'Real Dolls' on the net, it will both excite you and SCARE you.
tryal - August 31, 2010, 9:24 am
is this like a new version of a blow up doll?


BAD PLACEMENT - I like Wolverine as much as the next guy, but...




SPEED -




DANDELIONS -


TAGS: blow me
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

rerun - June 18, 2010, 9:58 pm

wish granted....now, was it really worth it? It only lasted about 3 seconds
pzykosiz - June 18, 2010, 9:54 pm
i wish i was a dandylion. 5L
ICEMAN - June 18, 2010, 7:36 pm
5L
TheTrashHeap - June 18, 2010, 6:42 pm
Hilarious 5Lions! So simple yet so damn funny! This is genius.


A VIOLENT READ - The girl at the bookstore said this book would "Blow My Mind" I didn't think she was speaking literally




PHOTOSHOP -


TAGS: female cleavage girl beauty jessica blow job fantasies
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by giulio

Marvin Wankerstein - October 29, 2009, 11:42 pm
Hey faptard - try a space or two here and there. You've screwed up the entire page dumbass.
Cynic - October 20, 2009, 12:04 pm
I can only really imagine one.
Fap - September 6, 2009, 8:50 am
fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap


MONDAYS -


TAGS: monday hungover work blows monkey
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

GreyScorpion - December 21, 2010, 8:42 am
I thought Mondays were no "R" days, did I miss the memo where "N's" were addded to the list too? Oh, it's a faceplant poster....nevermind. 5L
motinet - December 21, 2010, 7:43 am

Attitude monkey has an attitude LOL
Claire - December 21, 2010, 4:36 am
I thought that was Rerun?
ICEMAN - December 21, 2010, 12:57 am
Remember Claire, Face can't spell to save his azz.
Claire - December 21, 2010, 12:47 am
Mod- days? Or a clever combination of Motifake and day to make MOday?


BLOW ME - The original way to fix broken games...


TAGS: blow me
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by Darth Uriel

herr - May 25, 2009, 2:05 pm
Actually, that's a NES cartridge, mate!
inion - February 26, 2009, 5:56 pm
Brings back memories. SNES rules.


VALENTINE'S DAY -




IMAGINATION -


TAGS: imagine blows reality laid everywhere
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by caveman

BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 4:47 pm
or a few b5cks, or a roofie, for that matter :)


WISH -




SNOW HAZZARDS -


TAGS: snowblower dog
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by corneredbadger

agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 3:16 pm
...this was no accident.


BANANAS - Sometimes are worth a thousand words




ASSISTANCE - Not Tiffany's first time


TAGS: women blowjob
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by philup ontacos

Woody - June 30, 2009, 10:29 pm
at age 16..... her first "real time" at age 18....... Her first time on the streets
Cubby Fan - June 15, 2009, 5:40 pm
Tiffany is smuggling a raisin.


IT'S A COZY NEST -


TAGS: except when the wind blows
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 8:56 pm
Seriously, and we think that we have it bad... Nice one Lgvernon!
lgvernon - March 19, 2012, 12:08 pm

Humor always seems to come on the darkest nights.
GaryO - March 19, 2012, 9:50 am
Oh, Geez, Linda, assuming humor applied here, I too have taken some (OK, all) of the group of dust bowl pics and went to the depths of dark humor with ‘em….now I may have the courage to post them….yeah, right. 5Ls to ya
maoworks2 - March 19, 2012, 7:56 am
Sad Picture !


ZOMBIE TERRORIST - I can have 72 brains if I blow myself up ?




BEAUTY - "No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly.” Oscar Wilde




WEST HAM UNITED - I'm forever blowing bubbles


TAGS: forever blowing bubbles west hamm united ellen muth rnr
Rating: 1.96/5

More motifakes by RnR

mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 5:11 pm
Man hands.... must be a friend of Bria's.
briahere - July 6, 2009, 5:09 pm
Serious witch fingers.
LogicDude - October 7, 2008, 4:55 pm
Not TOO much else to see there.
Cubbybear - August 12, 2008, 11:33 am
Your looking at her hands?
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 10:19 am
My bad. Crypt Keeper
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 10:19 am
Her left hand is kind of creepy looking. I guess the cypy keeper is holding the bubble wand.


MY BROTHER'S KEEPER -


TAGS: now blow out the candles
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

pzykosiz - December 21, 2010, 5:28 am
in a pool of your own vomit perhaps?
LiquidSquid - December 20, 2010, 8:19 pm
In January.
AdmiralAckbar - December 20, 2010, 7:57 pm
I'm thinking cake and a hooker.
IllicoPresto - December 20, 2010, 7:54 pm
Probably by studying the Torah.
crankyhead - December 20, 2010, 6:44 pm
Lemme get this straight... the baby Jesus wants me to spend my Xmas teaching Ethiopian kids how to go fly fishing? =)
foresti - December 20, 2010, 6:36 pm
If he wouldn't spend all his money for booze, he'd have enough to eat!! - ok guys, see you in hell.
Donkasaurus - December 20, 2010, 11:37 am
A lot of christianity is adopted from paganism Ironically. The bunny and the egg are used a symbols for easter, and they are pagan symbols of fertility.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:06 am
Are you saying we should eat flies?,Cuz I wasn't planning on spending Xmas at Timmys Mom's crotch. (and yes Donk....The Christians adopted The Birthday of the pagan God Mithras as the birthday of Jesus) I read that in a book,you guys remember books right?
Donkasaurus - December 20, 2010, 12:40 am
:( I eat ham and beefstew on christmas...and jesus' real bday is in june...either way based on modern context 5L


BLOW JOBS - Easier than it looks!




BK : SINGAPORE - You should see how they market the kid's meals...




OTHER FISH IN THE SEA -


TAGS: not that i mind the occasional blowfish
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

CANADA - December 6, 2009, 10:43 pm
Truly Demotivating! 5Lions
GreyScorpion - December 6, 2009, 9:18 am
5 Gospels
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 10:03 pm
It's much worse if you turn off the volume!! LOL
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 10:02 pm
Dude, I'm not about to sit through the entire 3:39 of that song! No fucking way!
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 10:00 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r0n9Dv6XnY&feature=related
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 10:00 pm
That commercial was definitely targeting the gay male community!
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 9:58 pm
LOL!!! It's very hard to get out of your head.
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 9:57 pm
But since you've got the song stuck in my head now, join me in reminiscing about this old Listerine commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKx5uT8px8U
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 9:56 pm
True in spirit, Produce.... pure in spirit.
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 9:55 pm
Dammit, Aggy... Now I have to clarify that it was NOT a true story.
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 9:51 pm
And you stuck to "Tarzan Boy"?
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 9:50 pm
Poor guy.
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 9:48 pm
As a matter of fact I was. Coincidentally... Bambi and Roxy, the two biggest money-makers, particularly liked dancing to "Hook" by Blues Traveler. True story.
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 9:39 pm
Produce... you have the wisdom of a man twice your age. Or, you were raised by strippers.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 9:32 pm
Love it. 5 doses of mercury.
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 9:27 pm
But, most importantly, 5 Liprings.
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 9:26 pm
Gospel. Of course, they all claim that they were suffocated by said fishermen, but that didn't stop them from dangling from their long rods. Just sayin'...


WHEN YOU SAID - 'BLOW ME' This ain't quite what I had in mind officer.




PWNED BY WINTER -


TAGS: ah blow me frosty ya bastard
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Sean

BoneCD - May 28, 2009, 3:14 pm
Is that like Ice Golf?
Sean - May 28, 2009, 2:59 pm
Crap! Just outed myself as Canada's queen. Ah well. *funny wave to all the people*
Sean - May 28, 2009, 2:53 pm
Hey thanks. I dub thee an honorary Canadian. We'll fill you on on the bags of milk later ... right now hockey's on.
Airman - May 28, 2009, 1:17 pm
great poster... it haunts me
lol - May 27, 2009, 8:53 pm
lol big smiley face with ears sticking out and a big cheesy grill grin
agdaniele - May 27, 2009, 7:24 pm
I live in Vegas... I don't get snow. I mean, I understand it's plight, but I can't relate. I'd have given it 3 lions, but I'm adding 2 more for the Left-Justify.
Sean - May 27, 2009, 7:13 pm
Title: WINTER Text: One cool dude. (I know I know, way better than the poetry crap. Sorry.)


THERE SHE BLOWS -


TAGS: thar she blows thar she blows again racing through my brain i just cant explain
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 7:42 pm
LOL! 5


INCOMPETENCE -


TAGS: marvin the martian nasa blow up the moon
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

LogicDude - November 13, 2009, 2:15 pm
You're making me angry....veeeeery angry indeed!
TheSarge - November 13, 2009, 1:42 am
That creature has stolen the space modulator!!
spacedog - October 24, 2009, 12:02 am
Thanks guys.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 1:24 am
Here's the duck dodgers reference!
Haarakkon - October 20, 2009, 11:06 pm
Yeah, that's top-notch, SD.
agdaniele - October 20, 2009, 11:03 pm
Subtle and strong! 5L
Zed - October 20, 2009, 8:56 pm
Definitely a five!
MrRandom - October 20, 2009, 7:42 pm
Love it. Anything with Loony Tunes is gold in my book.
CANADA - October 20, 2009, 6:21 pm
Marvin the Martian FTW! and your first 5 for childhood memories!


BLOWN DUODENUM - WHAT?!? You didn't go see the show?!? Don't make me hurt you!!!!


TAGS: blown duodenum bands band music
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by 13ashyknees

lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 7:04 pm

If Bride of Chucky and Hannibal Lecter spawned, this would be their kidlet.


NOW A MEMORY -




CLASSIC -


TAGS: thar she blows
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by spacedog

THEBRAT - August 3, 2011, 7:56 pm
LMAO...Good one... :)
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 1:15 pm
So true! Very nice space! 5L!


...AND HIS MONEY -


TAGS: blown vw bug
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Greeny



YOU SEE OFFICER - I was just watching Home Improvement when I had the great idea to use a blowtorch to clear snow from the deck. It was when when the side of the house caught fire I began to rethink things.




FOOD FOR THOUGHT -




CLUSTER BOMB - When absolutely EVERYTHING below you must die now.


TAGS: i just like blowing shit up
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

TheGrayFox - May 24, 2010, 5:49 am
Yep make sure its ABSOLUTELY dead.
MrBlack - February 14, 2010, 8:49 pm
Sounds like my logic for usin 12 nukes. I wanted te be absolutely sure it died.
Derek - February 11, 2010, 3:47 pm
Or a least be maimed... again and again
[email protected] - February 11, 2010, 7:32 am
The children of my village will sing of your DEEDS!!


SPRING GIRL - Warm wind blows her hair… Smells the way the Taj Mahal Looks in the moonlight.


TAGS: warm wind blows her hair smells the way the taj mahal looks in the moonlight
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Chef

Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2010, 1:52 am
Thanks. Aim those at Culos....he's into that sorta thing.
Chef - June 7, 2010, 1:47 am
Thanks... Then I will refrain from farting in your general direction!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2010, 1:43 am
Silly English Kniiiiiniiiiggghiiitt!. I like your sense of humor Chef.
Chef - June 7, 2010, 12:58 am
Thanks... your comment smells of elderberries.
Derek - June 6, 2010, 5:58 am
That's beautiful Chef
Chef - June 2, 2010, 1:25 am
It tastes like a rainbow in the dark and sounds like purpose... feels kinda like an optical illusion or a metaphor...
Derek - June 1, 2010, 8:51 pm
What does the word "synesthete" taste like, Chef?


PROLIFIC CUBBY CREATIONISM -




BK SUPER 7 INCHER -




LUCKY STRIKE CIGARETTES - Cancer Sucks Inhale My Stick Instead




IRELAND - There are things that make up for the lousy weather (outside of the Guinness).




BLOW HOLE -


TAGS: blow
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by bOB cHIN

Bob Chin - March 4, 2009, 2:23 pm
Je n'comprand pas, Dane Cook?
agdaniele - March 3, 2009, 11:18 pm
Did you just Dane Cook a motifake (sorry guys) THAT QUICK???


Pushed Button -




Manitoba -




Losing battles -


TAGS: losing battles is he blowing out the fire or fanning the flames
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - July 6, 2014, 10:12 pm
Hey, how’d you do that with my ‘O’?......wait, I think I fÖund it
Silverheart - July 6, 2014, 8:45 pm

Thanks Garyö
GaryO - July 6, 2014, 11:58 am
excellent


JUST A MOMENT TOO LATE -




NOTHING WRONG WITH CHILLIN -




SMOKE GETS IN YOUR EYES -




BLOW UPS - For those lonely planes that tend not to leave the hangar.


TAGS: yes its a blowup
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Mr. Shiny

LogicDude - March 1, 2010, 4:11 pm
What about for the "Hangar Queens" eh?


ITS THE TRUTH DAD..., - During The Party We Only Had It Up To Quarter Volume...!!




Yeah, What He Said -


TAGS: bill blow
Rating: 2.59/5

More motifakes by Sean



BLIMPIN' -


TAGS: the answer my friend is blowin in the wind the answer is blowin in the winddddd
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 6:23 pm
LOL! Dammit!
MO - July 12, 2009, 6:16 pm
She did? I missed it...
agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 5:46 pm
MO? You taking shots at Bria now? After she proved herself?
MO - July 12, 2009, 5:33 pm
That was a bria comment wasn't it?
MO - July 12, 2009, 5:27 pm
Blimpin' aint easy! So I've heard...
agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 5:21 pm
True dat.
Sean - July 12, 2009, 5:18 pm
And you know what? It doesn't even bother them. Sheesh.
agdaniele - July 12, 2009, 5:15 pm
Hahaha! They can't steer.


SILENCE -




BARGAIN BLOWOUT - I DON'T KNOW WHAT A BARGIN IS BUT THEY ARE BLOWING THEM OUT


TAGS: walmart bargin blowout music cds
Rating: 1.52/5

More motifakes by WALTHER

DZ - April 14, 2009, 8:24 pm
You also have know idea what funny is either.


Plague rolls in -


TAGS: when the wind blows plague zombie holocaust motifake calendar daily theme july 2015
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

EmilioDumphque - July 1, 2015, 12:08 pm
Coccidioidomycosis


Old Man Winter Sucks -




now that's what i call a happy meal!!! -




I CAN'T MASTURBATE BY MY OWN HANDS -




GET A LIFE -


TAGS: blow up sad
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2014, 5:22 pm
Is that supposed to be a town meeting? or a intervention? .... intervention for the man question.


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